#1 - The first rule of Off Topic is, you do not talk about Off Topic.
#2 - The second rule of Off Topic is, you
DO NOT talk about Off Topic.
#3 - If you die, the site goes down, or your fingers get cut off, you stop posting.
#4 - 40 or 100 posts per page.
#5 - One post at a time - 45 second rule owns j00.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes, no underwear - doesn't matter since we can't see you.
#7 - Posting will go on as long as there is a thread to post in.
#8 - If this is your first time in Off Topic, you have to start a thread. Please see #18.
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#9 - I don't know how old he is now, but you should still be making fun of High Voltage.
#10 -
Attention: Post Whores is required reading.
#11 - Respect your
elders.
#12 - Refer to
For the record for important historical notes.
#13 - Crzylizard, WestSideBilly, RobertK, SASD209, Kurt, Otter and cat pictures = OT gods. Blacklancer2k2 is the god of barely legal girls. RexHunta is a retired deity. HobieKopek has resumed his mantle as the King of Gods. You should worship accordingly.
#14 - Post whores are wanted. Attention whores (VincentX) are not. If you don't know the difference, don't ask, we'll just make fun of you.
#15 -
Post a picture of yourself, even if you're a troll.
#16 - Porn, links to porn, nudity, racy images, and images involving profanity are all considered inappropriate and not allowed. EvoM, even OT, is intended to be a safe area for everyone to view. If linking to something that doesn't fit into the above, but you feel might still not be something people should be watching with their boss or mother looking over their shoulder, clearly label the link and/or thread as NWS/NSFW. Failure to abide by this rule will lead to disciplinary action.
No exceptions! This is your warning.
#17 - In case you hadn't figured out,
Off Topic is not the same as the rest of
EvoM. Threads relating to politics, religion, and hotties are typically serious, all other threads are not. Use of sarcasm is rampant, most barbs are in jest, and "attn" threads are part of the repertoire. If any of this bothers you, you know how to go back to "Evo General".
#18 - Before you start a thread, please refer to this handy diagram:
#19 - When replying to a thread consisting of Emo kids asking for advice, interweb begging, and/or massive douchebaggery, it is mandatory that you quote the original post before the OP has a chance to edit it. This is vital so that all OT whores and deities have a chance to contribute.
#20 - All of the real rules of Evolutionm.net still apply in OT. This includes flaming, 50 post sale rules, vending, insubordination, etc.
With that - Welcome to Off Topic. Enjoy your stay! Don't mind the stains, or dridge humping your leg...
#21 - If you absolutely fail at a post you will be referred to as
EVOlvo
#26 - You is
baninated.
