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Nov 4, 2009, 08:47 PM
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1973 Ford GT
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Hobbles took my advice and shaved
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Nov 4, 2009, 08:49 PM
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2009 Toyota Tacoma My Garage
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Damn, work must really be getting to him, he's aged so much in such little time.
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Nov 4, 2009, 08:58 PM
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2008 Volkswagen GTI
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Had me cracking up for quite awhile.
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That was english, but I can break it into small words for you.
This thread sucks.
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Wonder if you farted on a winter day if the fart fog would show up on infared?
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squeeze like a tube of toothpaste and shake
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So start at the bottom until white stuff comes out?
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All sentences begin with a capital letter. Haha.
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Nov 5, 2009, 06:03 AM
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Poor Hobbles...he looks like Mr. Bigglesworth.
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Lover of Pie
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zomg ballsax is going to go play with.....his ballsax!
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Then I shall nuzzle at Death's sweet bosom and hope to cop a feel.
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Cars suck.
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ballsax is winnar
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filling > frosting
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Nov 5, 2009, 06:12 AM
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Had me cracking up for quite awhile.
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your avatar made me lol after looking at the link
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Herro? My name Byung with Areejona. I call to ask *CLICK*
Herro? Herro?
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i am not old! just cause u r 15, dont mean im old, damnit!! :sad:
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Psh, a SEAL could run circles around a Green Beret, do his mom, eat his lunch, run a fifty-mile hike, wrestle ten alligators at once, do his mom again, destroy an aircraft carrier with an inflatable raft and a Nerf gun, win a staring contest with Chuck Norris, do his mom, and then he'd start kicking ass.
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Nov 5, 2009, 12:43 PM
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bears are creepy looking without hair
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Nov 5, 2009, 12:48 PM
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very weird looking
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Tox..Notice I said 2 people..I don't consider you "people". I consider you WIN!
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You can have the court null your marriage; however, nothing will change the fact that you annihilated your own sisters butthole.
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i <3 front closures. you push it just right and it's like an explosion of boobie surprise.
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Tox FTW.
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Sometimes I cry as I read your posts. Brilliant! Just Brilliant!
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Nov 5, 2009, 02:02 PM
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bears are creepy looking without hair
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She just needs a good moisturizer.
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Durf now with more win! Coming 2-28-10
As of 10-25 Pip weighs 1lb 2oz and is in the 75% height. Everything is proceeding along nicely.
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Bebe delivers win like the sun delivers light and heat.
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Durf is post-less and therefor can't be a legend.....On second thought, her OT only Attitude right from the beginning makes her a legend, hands down, nuff said!
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I <3 Durf. OT noob of the year.
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If I was a woman I would be so gay for you.
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filling > frosting
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Nov 5, 2009, 02:05 PM
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Brazilian bears ???
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TSE: The Tri-State Metropolitan Area Evo Club
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I am pretty non-partial. Punani is punani. As long as it doesn't look like someone drug an axe between her legs, I will generally bury my face in it.
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Nov 5, 2009, 02:15 PM
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2002 Ford Focus
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bears are creepy looking without hair
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This.
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Nov 5, 2009, 02:23 PM
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2006 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution
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Location: Tustin, CA
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Looks like this chick I once met at a bar...
Terry S
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The OT's resident Coffee Geek and Emperor of Pie
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Terry S is right
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Originally Posted by Kurt
pie is ****ing awesome.
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Originally Posted by Rin Tin Tin
It puts the creamer on it's skin or else it gets the coffee bean again.
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I used to think Terry S was gay. Turned out he was jue pie-curious.
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Nov 5, 2009, 02:27 PM
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1973 Ford GT
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Looks like this chick I once met at a bar...
Terry S
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Plz to be telling me ze locashun of sed bar so I can STAY DA FUGG AWAY FROM IT!
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Nov 5, 2009, 04:17 PM
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Oh wait, that was the state of florida, not a bar.
Terry S
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The OT's resident Coffee Geek and Emperor of Pie
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Originally Posted by HobieKopek
Terry S is right
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Originally Posted by Kurt
pie is ****ing awesome.
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Originally Posted by Rin Tin Tin
It puts the creamer on it's skin or else it gets the coffee bean again.
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Originally Posted by HobieKopek
I used to think Terry S was gay. Turned out he was jue pie-curious.
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Nov 5, 2009, 07:03 PM
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Evolved Member
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Drives: 91' Talon TSi AWD, 92' Talon TSi AWD(sold)
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bear stds?
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Just fold it in half and put it in. You're black, you'll be fine
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Originally Posted by HobieKopek
Next time put the bullet holes in your skull. No rust.
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im black..... sorry.
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