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Old Nov 3, 2009, 12:51 PM   #1
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I made this over the weekend. It was apple. It was epic. I will be making more. All you who love pie, I <3 you. All you who hate pie, go DIAF.

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I made sweet love to this over the weekend. It was apple. It was epic. I will be making more appleseks. All you who love pie, I want to make sweet appleseks to you. All you who hate pie, go make cakeseks.

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I made one recently with a streusel topping. It was better.
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im a big fan of just regular pie crust on top instead of struesel...but only way to tell if yours is actually better is to taste it.
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im a big fan of just regular pie crust on top instead of struesel...but only way to tell if yours is actually better is to taste it.
Fine. Eat a Ballsax pie.
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Old Nov 3, 2009, 01:21 PM   #10
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Struesel topping is too sweet. This pie had a nice tartness to it from both the lemon juice, and the granny smith apples. I don't want my pie too sweet or else I can only eat so much.

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My strusel wasn't too sweet, I don't like that either. It had a nice balance. I used the lemon juice to keep the apples from turning brown, I put a little apple cider vinegar in for tartness. Your crust looks good. Nice job.
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Old Nov 3, 2009, 01:29 PM   #13
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Thanks. I realized after I had everything prepared that I had no eggs left. So I wound up brushing the crust with some melted butter instead of egg wash. I worked out rather well. I was afraid it was going to burn.
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Old Nov 3, 2009, 01:33 PM   #14
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Thanks. I realized after I had everything prepared that I had no eggs left. So I wound up brushing the crust with some melted butter instead of egg wash. I worked out rather well. I was afraid it was going to burn.
Tent the crust with foil while it bakes and remove the foil 15 minutes before it is finished to prevent burning. I did that with the edges of my crust and it worked great.
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