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Old Aug 3, 2009, 08:44 AM   #31
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this thread needs more..........


Quint: [seeing Hooper's equipment] What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?
[examining the shark cage]
Quint: Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?
Hooper: Anti-Shark cage.
Quint: Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
[sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
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Old Aug 3, 2009, 08:49 AM   #32
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Old Aug 3, 2009, 08:52 AM   #33
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Old Aug 3, 2009, 08:53 AM   #34
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With the kid playing piano? That clip was included in my anniversary edition of Jaws.
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...a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times...

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
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Old Aug 3, 2009, 08:55 AM   #36
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Old Aug 3, 2009, 08:57 AM   #37
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no. pm them to me. must watch.


Hooper ya idiot. Starboard. Ain't you watchin' it?
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Old Aug 3, 2009, 08:58 AM   #38
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I just posted one, I will have to try to find where I posted the others. I had all his songs plus a bunch of him talking smack
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I've had "dolphin" a few times. Very good stuff!
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Old Aug 3, 2009, 09:07 AM   #41
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I want to try Duggie. Anyone who knows where to get it... I won't say who I heard it from
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I wouldn't mind having the mammal. Might taste pretty good.
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