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Old May 21, 2009, 12:31 PM   #1
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FORT WORTH - Hundreds of landowners in North Texas may have had their property stolen without their knowledge.

Investigators believe a massive fraud has taken place involving forged sales documents and fake buyers.

Daniel Ayala Sr. and Pedro Hererra signed over their properties for the sum of $10 on February 19, according to documents. Ayala's sons were understandably stunned to hear about it.

Daniel Ayala Sr. and Pedro Hererra have both been dead since 2003.

Both signatures on the sales documents appear to be by the same hand, and look remarkably like the signature of "Mary A. Rodriguez," a woman with an address in Miami, Florida.
I remember this **** from my mortgage compliance days. The loan officers would go through whole moble home communities and do this. Texas, South Carolina, Louisiana, etc. And all the LO's came from Florida. Particularly Miami or ... what was that other city. Whatever, its all florida.

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Old May 21, 2009, 12:38 PM   #2
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That makes us...awesome, and all you guys Native Americans.


we just take your land
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Old May 21, 2009, 12:44 PM   #4
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crap...I was stating history facts...I hope no one takes that as REAL racism...


Dammit, and I just remembered that Iron Beard is 1/456 Native American
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it's actually raining like a mofo outside right now...but it's water...not men
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