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Should have watched Coming to America. There are a lot of valuable lessons to be learned there.
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A-Ha!! 
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Next time put the bullet holes in your skull. No rust.
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im black..... sorry.
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A-Haa!!
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May 20, 2009, 01:20 PM
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[anime nerd]mononoke has to be one of the most epic movies ever. definitely miyazaki's masterpiece.[/anime nerd]
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Haven't seen it.
Though it is currently residing on my computer.
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Word, hella tyte and hella banned.
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EvoM = Quizno's Toaster? We're all doomed. ...But deliciously toasty.
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May 20, 2009, 01:29 PM
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I see you have been inconvenienced ... shall we say, one million american dollars ??? Fine .. two million ...
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I am pretty non-partial. Punani is punani. As long as it doesn't look like someone drug an axe between her legs, I will generally bury my face in it.
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May 20, 2009, 01:48 PM
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I must admit I was frightened too. I tied my own shoes once - it is an overrated experience.
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St. Danny Boy, patron saint of arguin ur depozishuns.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
It seems destiny ends with me saving you.
The only doom that's looming is you loving me to death,
So I'll give you a second to catch your breath.
Hi, I'm Danny, and I have a bff.
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May 20, 2009, 02:08 PM
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I'm King Joffe Jofur, ruler of Zamunda. I have come for my son, Akeem. You are not Akeem. And who are you? I shall deal with him myself. A-ha! I'm talking to my son. Answer me! What is this? Your only job was to look at the Waldorf Astoria. You have disgraced yourself, and your must be punished. Is something troubling you, my son? Ahh! There is a very fine line between love and nauseau. A-ha! Let's go for a stroll. A-ha! I know you have been inconvenienced, and I'm prepared to compensate you. Shall we say 1 million American dollars. Very well then. 2 million. Anyone who throws roses at my son's feet will answer to me! You told me my son was here. Where is your daughter? I must speak to her at once. I know you have been inconvenienced, and I'm prepared to compensate you. Shall we say 1 million..A-ha! And? And? And? So that's it! You've grown a moustache! I'm more than the exalted ruler of this land and the master of all I survey. I am also a concerned dad. So. Ahh! So that's it! A-ha! I know you have been inconvenienced, and I'm prepared to compensate you. And? And? I must admit. I was frightened too. I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience. Pardon me? What is this? I know we never had a talk about this, but we have gone to a great deal of trouble to select for you a fine wife. It is normal to feel anxiety about meeting your queen. So. LET THEM WAIT! Oh come now! I told you not to worry. A-ha!
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Hi. As you can see I'm a bear. I contain no artificial flavors and no artificial colors. Now you may be thinking, "Oh, he's such a cute little bear," but let me tell you I am hard. Really hard. Deep down, I am still a bear. An animal born to raise hell. If I saw a dinosaur right now I'd rip his head off.
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May 20, 2009, 02:13 PM
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^ classic.
btw.... last year went to Africa (honeymoon!), and one of the countries visited, was Swaziland... it's a monarchy, where the king wears a lion on his shoulder, has 3 wives, and his face is on all the money... for real!
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May 20, 2009, 02:18 PM
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I'm King Joffe Jofur, ruler of Zamunda. I have come for my son, Akeem. You are not Akeem. And who are you? I shall deal with him myself. A-ha! I'm talking to my son. Answer me! What is this? Your only job was to look at the Waldorf Astoria. You have disgraced yourself, and your must be punished. Is something troubling you, my son? Ahh! There is a very fine line between love and nauseau. A-ha! Let's go for a stroll. A-ha! I know you have been inconvenienced, and I'm prepared to compensate you. Shall we say 1 million American dollars. Very well then. 2 million. Anyone who throws roses at my son's feet will answer to me! You told me my son was here. Where is your daughter? I must speak to her at once. I know you have been inconvenienced, and I'm prepared to compensate you. Shall we say 1 million..A-ha! And? And? And? So that's it! You've grown a moustache! I'm more than the exalted ruler of this land and the master of all I survey. I am also a concerned dad. So. Ahh! So that's it! A-ha! I know you have been inconvenienced, and I'm prepared to compensate you. And? And? I must admit. I was frightened too. I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience. Pardon me? What is this? I know we never had a talk about this, but we have gone to a great deal of trouble to select for you a fine wife. It is normal to feel anxiety about meeting your queen. So. LET THEM WAIT! Oh come now! I told you not to worry. A-ha!
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My <3's for you has jumped up my chest, out my throat, and is smiling at me on my keyboard.
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St. Danny Boy, patron saint of arguin ur depozishuns.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
It seems destiny ends with me saving you.
The only doom that's looming is you loving me to death,
So I'll give you a second to catch your breath.
Hi, I'm Danny, and I have a bff.
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May 20, 2009, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by HobieKopek
I'm King Joffe Jofur, ruler of Zamunda. I have come for my son, Akeem. You are not Akeem. And who are you? I shall deal with him myself. A-ha! I'm talking to my son. Answer me! What is this? Your only job was to look at the Waldorf Astoria. You have disgraced yourself, and your must be punished. Is something troubling you, my son? Ahh! There is a very fine line between love and nauseau. A-ha! Let's go for a stroll. A-ha! I know you have been inconvenienced, and I'm prepared to compensate you. Shall we say 1 million American dollars. Very well then. 2 million. Anyone who throws roses at my son's feet will answer to me! You told me my son was here. Where is your daughter? I must speak to her at once. I know you have been inconvenienced, and I'm prepared to compensate you. Shall we say 1 million..A-ha! And? And? And? So that's it! You've grown a moustache! I'm more than the exalted ruler of this land and the master of all I survey. I am also a concerned dad. So. Ahh! So that's it! A-ha! I know you have been inconvenienced, and I'm prepared to compensate you. And? And? I must admit. I was frightened too. I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience. Pardon me? What is this? I know we never had a talk about this, but we have gone to a great deal of trouble to select for you a fine wife. It is normal to feel anxiety about meeting your queen. So. LET THEM WAIT! Oh come now! I told you not to worry. A-ha!
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By god....no one bear could handle the amount of <3 I have for you right now.
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Something is not right about you. I like that.
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May 21, 2009, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by 22stars
watch it and be amazed...
i <3 princess mononoke ... i totally want a red elk SO BAD!!!
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Just finished watching it:
A) I was, in fact, amazed. This movie fully qualifies as a work of art.
B) I too wants a red elk. I think it's confirmed that I have a soft spot for awesome modes of animalian transport.
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St. Danny Boy, patron saint of arguin ur depozishuns.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
It seems destiny ends with me saving you.
The only doom that's looming is you loving me to death,
So I'll give you a second to catch your breath.
Hi, I'm Danny, and I have a bff.
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May 21, 2009, 04:52 PM
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Why is she screaming about mushrooms?
And that movie was meh
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I've never seen a statement more full of fail on these forums. OT has reached a new low 
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May 21, 2009, 05:00 PM
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I guess we have a new rating standard ...
CaliMR-
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I am pretty non-partial. Punani is punani. As long as it doesn't look like someone drug an axe between her legs, I will generally bury my face in it.
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May 21, 2009, 05:08 PM
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hey Mike, how far are from Monticello ?
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May 21, 2009, 05:10 PM
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I guess we have a new rating standard ...
CaliMR-
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Yup.
Everyone will now be judged on their ability to appreciate Hayao Miyazaki's filmography and CaliMR has set the failure baseline.
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May 21, 2009, 05:46 PM
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hey Mike, how far are from Monticello ?
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Monticello to Kingston, about an hours drive
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I am pretty non-partial. Punani is punani. As long as it doesn't look like someone drug an axe between her legs, I will generally bury my face in it.
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May 21, 2009, 05:57 PM
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nevermind... too far 
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