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Cat: Work. Long meeting that I was not needed in. It was a video conference, lady kept showing us how to change thumbnail pictures. Sigh. Post work, went to coworkers for BBQ. Good times. Forced to learn cribbage. I am not a card person, lucky I get math and odds. Won second game in. Stopped playing.
Sat: Got my golf clubs out. Went to the range to hit 100. Working out is paying off. Was carrying 200+ in the air with my normal driver. Seemed to be hitting in the 220-230s. I am happy with that, no 300 Tiger drive, but good. With my cheater driver (illegal shaft length) was crushing the ball. But its harder to control where it goes. Came back with blisters. Good practice day. Relaxed rest of day. It was 90F here. My WeatherBug on my phone gave me a cacti. I enjoyed that.
Sun: Up early. Worked on work. Got fresh foods for fish tacos. Made and ate said tacos. Relaxed. Attempted to watch 150th Family Guy, was bored with it.
Grade: B+
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Last Sat - Friday: On vacation in Hilton Head with family. Fun times had by all. Caps losing "Choke of the century"
Sat: Drove home from Hilton Head. Unpacked, etc.
Sun: Relaxing, grocery, Wife went to a friends baby shower.
Mon: Back to the grind.
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Originally Posted by HobieKopek
It's actually really funny on the rare occasions you do feel the need to regulate. The response you get is like the equivalent of a high school auditorium all shutting the **** up and staring at the stage for a good 15 minutes. It's quite an impact. :lol:
cat: worked but got out early. didnt do much the rest of the day.
sat: up early to head into the city to pick up stuff for the race. lunch with my cousin and his wife. relaxed, ate pasta and hydrated for the rest of the day. over to my cousins to crash for the night.
sun: up early to head into the city. ran the 10 miler. finished in 2:05:22. im happy with the result since it was my first time and i was able to finish. next time ill definitely train more ahead of time. relaxed the rest of the day since my feet were sore.
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Originally Posted by Wicked E
Tox..Notice I said 2 people..I don't consider you "people". I consider you WIN!
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Originally Posted by tiffany&coNY
You can have the court null your marriage; however, nothing will change the fact that you annihilated your own sisters butthole.
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Originally Posted by 22stars
i <3 front closures. you push it just right and it's like an explosion of boobie surprise.
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Originally Posted by Kurt
Tox FTW.
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Originally Posted by 4G63
Sometimes I cry as I read your posts. Brilliant! Just Brilliant!
cat: house siting for a friend all week. Chilled at the house a little, went out for dinner with the wife
sat: woke up at noon, went out and did a little shopping, came home and had sexxors, watched some TV. Went out for dinner and hung out at the beach a little with the WAPCE
sun: church, came back home and installed new spark plugs in the vdub. Did a little freelance work, chilled the rest of the day
Cat: Worked, payday, shopping, picked up some nice veal chops and grilled them up along with some asparagus and onions. Balsamic reduction drizzled over, garlic pasta. drank a nice bottle of some little french white, can't remember the name. It was pretty good.
Sat: Took car in to check the code being sent, stupid solenoid, but the car is fine. I will ride it out for a few months until inspection time. Over to Kurt's for celebration. Had to leave early because the cold I have been fighting for the last couple of days decided to almost close my throat up. Steph wasn't feeling well either, so we had to leave around 10:30 to go home and crash.
Sun: Crack-whore Barrel with Kurt and WAPCE. Shopping, yard work, played a bunch of Lego Star Wars with teh WAPCE.
Exciting News: Then I shall nuzzle at Death's sweet bosom and hope to cop a feel. Hobbie Kopek: No, you fit in OT because you're persistent and can take a cheap shot...You're a Swamp Thing in a sea of Marvel mutants. Rin Tin Tin: You can say no all you want but all they hear is "yes, have a finger licking time with my bum." Nsomniac: Bacon can be found under the food group titled "Win". It's right next to pie. Jehuty: ballsax is right
Cat: Came into work for an hour, then worked rest of day at home. Washed the evo and dads car to prep for detail. Waxed evo for Sat car show
Sat: Car show in the morning, gorgeous out. Perfect weather for a cruise. Came home and passed out from a touch of dehydration. Fell like crap for pretty much rest of the day.
Sun: slept in kinda, good breakfast. Detailed dads car, clay, polish, wax, interior. Looked as good as it could. Went to buddies to check out new suby motor and help prep for reinstall when TOB comes in. Relaxed rest of the night.
Mon: Coworkers are back from vacationing together, not happy in their cubes current state
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Originally Posted by Jeremy Clarkson
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
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Originally Posted by avengerhed
"But you can bolt on a million things and it will be better and faster and moar awesome!!!! Vroom vrooom"
Cat: Homework, work, and watched nightmare on elm street.
Sat: Homework (just a little) and video games all freaking day, good lord it was amazing. But they were all played by myself which makes them not as fun.
Sun: WAPCE's birthday lunch at her mothers, and then reading two chapters of geography... which was terrible.
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Originally Posted by parrishr13
Beard honor. Mother****er.
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Originally Posted by krnkimchi702
<3 shocker
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Originally Posted by mikesevo8
EVOlvo is the Stig of TBR
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Originally Posted by RAzn
Some of these horses have nice boobs.
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Originally Posted by otter
I'm thinking that you misunderstood which service she was there to provide.
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Originally Posted by NFSLancerRA
If I am wrong about that, I just made a hooker mop my bathroom floor and sponge off my toilet seat.
Cat - Work. Home to take Mikah for a walk for a while. Showered then headed to old neighbors new house for bbq. Drove sitters friend home at 11pm, then went back for a few PBR's. Great night with good friends. Stayed till appx 2am. Red40.
Sat - Slept in. Made breakfast. Took another long walk with Mikah. Had my neighbors daughter over to play with Sam. Made lunch. Was really nice out and ate outside. Played outside for the remainder of the day. Then groceries. Back home to cook dinner. Greta came over for a while. Early night to bed, exhausted from so much sun.
Sun - Sam woke me up early. Made breakfast noms. Took her shoe shopping. Then to visit the rents. Then home to get the girls together to play for a while. Slow grilled some country style bone in ribs with chili/lime rub. Tasted like heaven. Enough leftover for at least 2 lunches.
Mon - up early. Breakfast. Got daycare stuff ready. Went to daycare. Saw/talked to a few milfs. Stayed to play dinosaurs with some of the kids. Now at work and about to run next door to get me and Kurt a coffee.
Grade: B+
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Originally Posted by lancerstud2008
Red Light, Green Light, 1, 2, 3 - That's how we played "Surprise Buttsex" when I was little.
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Originally Posted by CaliMR
Though I have some cute curtains with dangly balls
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Originally Posted by thetox
you are an hero.
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Originally Posted by MR Turco
I am so glad i asked or i would have been forever curious. I have never seen a girl so ready to gang bang a bunch of strangers in a dive bar bathroom
Monday- Unamused stickers arrived. Good times will be had this evening.
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Originally Posted by HobieKopek
It's actually really funny on the rare occasions you do feel the need to regulate. The response you get is like the equivalent of a high school auditorium all shutting the **** up and staring at the stage for a good 15 minutes. It's quite an impact. :lol:
Sat: Went fishing, killed copperhead swimming in my general direction with fishing pole, went home, took nap, watched watchmen again, still not impressed.
Sun: Nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.
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Evo General Pure Brilliance quote of the now:
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Originally Posted by houdini_678
i'm a racer... i break speed limits, piss off people on the highway; getting flipped is my hobby... so yeah, morals is not priority for true hearts